Fanfare’s Online April Fool’s Issue

Fanfare’s 2021

Online April Fools’ Issue

 

Click the links below to check out the issue

Watson Impeachment Shakes Upper Division

 

Student Forum President Under Fire for Collusion, Voter Fraud 

By Shrisha Saravana

 

Caught “Smelly” Handed

 

Community Service Council pushes the use of yogurt wipes 

By Aryana Makati

Exclusive Interview with One of Chris Leonardo’s 27 Children Leads to Shocking Discovery!

 

A history so mind-boggling it makes you question if this is a conspiracy theory or not. 

By Saundra Tun

 

Science Teachers Create a New Element?

 

Students find out what science teachers do behind the scenes. 

By Kaitlyn Mang

 

Hayes Regrets New Tattoo

 

Although Daniel Hayes loves both tattoos and Katy Perry, he has found that combining the two is not has amazing as he thought

By Emily Patrick

 

The Skeleton Box: A Fanfare Exclusive

 

Anyone who has been in Dr. Jonathan Olson’s room has noticed the “Skeleton Box.” Speculation has surrounded what it might be. In a Fanfare investigation, I have found out. 

By Alaina Babb

 

Rink Plots to Overthrow Van Treese

 

Mike Rink’s attempt to provide statistically significant evidence that he is the best Statistics teacher.

By Rachel Mintz

 

Environmental Club Secretly Not Recycling

 

Many Environmental Club members have recently been caught going against their duty to recycle properly. 

By Meghna Bukkapatnam

 

New Addition to the Prom Dress Code

 

Zoe Anderson Announces New Safety Protocol To Ensure Social Distancing

By Sofia Peña

 

The Wimbledon Fiasco

 

A weekend of unfortunate circumstances that leads to the hospitalization of a beloved classmate

By Mia Steele

 

The Secret Harmony of the Mello Divas

 

The Mello Divas caught with devices used for autotune hidden in their red masks. The whole Berkeley community is in an uproar for being tricked for months. 

By Ava Siegelbaum