John Patrick, Section Editor
John Patrick is a senior who has been at Berkeley since Pre-K, except for 2013-2016, during which he huddled in an igloo, doing nothing except drinking syrup and watching hockey in Montreal, Canada. He enjoys playing basketball and trombone, singing, awkwardly following his friends around at parties, and riding polar bears. He considers his greatest accomplishment to be either learning French or finishing off a large poutine by himself (look it up).
